Guide to food and drinks

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Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
c 11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser Or Booze-O-Mat. Or from a Mining Point Redemption Machine.
File:Ale.png Ale 65 1 part ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser Booze-O-Mat, or from the Service borg shaker. Or ferment oats in a wooden barrel.
File:Lemon juice glass.png Aloe Juice N/A 1 part aloe juice A healthy and refreshing juice. 30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: Juice an aloe. Or grind aloe cream or grind an advanced regenerative mesh.
File:Applejack glass.png Applejack 20 1 part applejack The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
File:Apple juice.png Apple Juice N/A 1 part apple juice The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. To acquire: In tier-2 upgraded Soda Dispenser or Juice an apple.
File:Banana juice glass.png Banana Juice N/A 1 part banana juice The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: In tier-2 upgraded Soda Dispenser or Grind/Juice bananas/bluespace bananas. Or ferment bananas/bluespace bananas in a wooden barrel.
File:Beer.png Beer 25 1 part beer A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, Booze Dispenser, or in any beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10u Flour, 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst). Or ferment wheat/oats in a wooden barrel.
File:Berry juice glass.png Berry Juice N/A 1 part berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: In tier-1 upgraded Soda Dispenser or Juice berries/death berries/glow berries.
File:Lemon lime glass.png Bungo Juice N/A 1 part bungo juice Exotic! You feel like you are on vactation already. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bungo fruit]
File:Carrot juice glass.png Carrot juice N/A 1 part carrot juice It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: In tier-2 upgraded Soda Dispenser or Juice carrots.
File:Champagne glass.gif Champagne 40 1 part champagne A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
File:Banana juice glass.png Clown's Tears N/A 1 part clown's tears Not very funny. To acquire: In emagged Booze Dispenser or Grind some clown's tear soup.
File:Brownglass.gif Coffee N/A 1 part coffee Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1u Coffee Powder + 5u Water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
File:Cognac glass.png Cognac 75 1 part cognac Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Soy milk glass.png Creme de Coconut 20 1 part creme de coconut A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
File:Lime juice glass.png Creme de Menthe 20 1 part creme de menthe A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
File:Chocolate glass.png Creme de Cacao 20 1 part creme de cacao A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
File:Dr gibb glass.png Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
File:Fernetglass.png Fernet 80 1 part Fernet Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Brownglass.gif Garlic Juice N/A 1 part garlic juice Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).
To acquire: Grind garlic.
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Gin 45 1 part gin It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
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File:Grenadine.png Grenadine N/A 1 part grenadine Delicious flavored syrup. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
File:Ice glass.png Glass of Ice N/A 1 part ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Hard cider glass.png Hard Cider 25 1 part hard cider Apple juice, for adults. Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
File:Holy water glass.png Holy Water N/A 1 part holy water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
File:Kahlua glass.png Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
File:Lemon juice glass.png Lemon Juice N/A 1 part lemon juice Sour... To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
File:Lemon lime glass.png Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
File:Lime juice glass.png Lime Juice N/A 1 part lime juice A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
File:Lime juice glass.png Menthol N/A 1 part menthol Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
File:Milk glass.png Milk N/A 1 part milk White and nutritious goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from File:Milk.png Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
File:Cream glass.png Milk Cream N/A 1 part cream Ewwww... 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
File:Nothing glass.png Nothing N/A 1 part nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
File:Orange juice glass.png Orange Juice N/A 1 part orange juice Vitamins! Yay! 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
File:Parsnip juice glass.png Parsnip Juice N/A 1 part parsnip juice Why... To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
File:Peach juice glass.png Peach Juice N/A 1 part peach juice Just peachy. To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
File:Pineapplejuice.png Pineapple Juice N/A 1 part pineapple juice Tart, tropical, and hotly debated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
File:Poison berry juice glass.png Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
File:Brownglass.gif Potato Juice N/A 1 part potato juice Bleh... To acquire: Juice potatoes.
File:Rum glass.png Rum 60 1 part rum Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Sakecup.png Sake 70 1 part sake A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
File:Soda water glass.png Soda Water N/A 1 part soda water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Sol dry.png Sol Dry N/A 1 part Sol Dry A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger. Reduces disgust.
To acquire: 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
File:Soy milk glass.png Soy Milk N/A 1 part soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: Biogenerator or from File:Soymilk.gif Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
File:Space cola glass.png Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
File:Space mountain wind glass.png Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
File:Space up glass.png Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
File:Teaglass.gif Tea N/A 1 part tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
File:Teqilla glass.png Tequila 70 1 part tequila Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Tomato juice glass.png Tomato Juice N/A 1 part tomato juice Are you sure this is tomato juice? 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage.
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
File:Tonic water glass.png Tonic Water N/A 1 part tonic water Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Orange juice glass.png Triple Sec 30 1 part triple sec A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
File:Vermouth glass.png Vermouth 45 1 part vermouth You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 65 1 part vodka The glass contain wodka. Xynta. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
File:Water glass.png Water N/A 1 part water The father of all refreshments. To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
File:Watermelon juice glass.png Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part watermelon juice A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
File:Welder fuel glass.png Welder Fuel N/A 1 part welding fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
File:Whiskeyemoji.png Whiskey 75 1 part whiskey A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine 35 1 part wine A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
File:AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 70 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
File:Alexander.png Alexander 50 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail
File:AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 45 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
Aloe 35 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey Very, very, very good.
File:Amasec.gif Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
File:Andalusia.gif Andalusia 40 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice A nice, strangely named drink.
File:Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 35 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen.
File:Arnold palmer.png Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part lemonade, 1 part tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.
File:Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
File:B-52.png B-52 85 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Bacchus blessing.png Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch, 1 part absinthe, 1 part Manly Dorf, 1 part Syndicate Bomb Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 2 parts rum, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part pineapple juice Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
File:BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 60 1 part laughter, 1 part cream A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
File:Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
File:Bastionbourbon.png Bastion Bourbon 30 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.

Spirit from Bastion

File:BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 60 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
File:Between the sheets.png Between the Sheets 55 1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
File:Bilkglass.gif Bilk 15 1 part beer, 1 part milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. 10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
File:BlackRussian.png Black Russian 70 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
File:Blank paper drink.gif Blank Paper 20 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.
File:Blazaam glass.gif Blazaam 70 1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust, 2 parts gin The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
File:BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 55 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
File:Bluecherryshake.png Blue Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
File:Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Ewww...
File:BrancaMenta.png Branca Menta 35 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
File:BraveBull.png Brave Bull 60 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
File:Bug spray.gif Bug Spray 50 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
File:ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 50 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
File:Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. A cherry flavored milkshake.
File:Chocolate glass.png Chocolate N/A 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder Tasty. Heats up if frozen
File:Chocolate glass.png Chocolate Milk N/A 3 parts Hot Coco, 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature. Tasty. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
File:Chocolatepudding.gif Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
File:ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 60 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
File:Cafelatteglass.gif Cafe Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
File:Cream soda.png Cream Soda N/A 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
File:Crevicespike.png Crevice Spike -10 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
File:CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 50 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
File:Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 75 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
File:DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 70 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
File:DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless your roundstart job is in the medical department, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
File:ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 65 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
File:Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin 50 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
File:Duplex drink.png Duplex 25 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
File:Nog2.png Eggnog 1 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
File:ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 35 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice The surprise is, it's green!
File:Fanciulli.png Fanciulli -10 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.
Existing drink.
File:FernetCola.png Fernet Cola 25 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
File:Fetching fizz.png Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.

Spirit from Bastion

File:Fringeweaver.png Fringe Weaver 90 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
File:Gibbfloats.gif Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
File:GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 45 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
File:GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 25 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 25 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
File:Grapesoda.png Grape Soda N/A 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Beloved of children and teetotalers. Cools you down if overheated.
File:Grappa.png Grappa 60 1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grasshopper 25 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Green beer glass.png Green Beer 25 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
File:Grog.gif Grog 1 1 part water, 1 part rum A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
File:Hearty punch.png Hearty Punch 90 5 parts Brave Bull, 5 parts Syndicate Bomb, 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.

Spirit from Bastion

File:Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
File:Hivemind eraser.gif Hivemind Eraser 40 2 parts Black Russian, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Thirteen Loko A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you. See Hivemind Host.
File:Hoochglass.gif Hooch 100 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 unit universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
File:Hot ice coffee.gif Hot Ice Coffee N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part Hot Ice Slush A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
File:IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 15 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
File:Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
File:IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world
File:IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 35 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
File:IrishCream.png Irish Cream 50 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
File:Jack rose.png Jack Rose 15 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. Exists in real life
File:Kamikaze.png Kamikaze 60 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Lemonade.png Lemonade N/A 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
File:Lizardwine.png Lizard Wine 45 1 Lizard Tail, 100 units Ethanol An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .
File:LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 35 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Manhattan.png Manhattan 30 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
File:Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 45 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
File:Mead.gif Mead 30 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
File:Mojito.png Mojito 30 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Moonshine glass.png Moonshine 95 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
File:Moscow mule.png Moscow Mule 30 5 parts Sol Dry, 5 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
File:Narsour.png Narsour 10 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
File:Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up and gives you higher speed.
Reference to Fallout.
File:Old timer.png Old Timer 35 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. Makes you older. And older, and older.
File:Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 50 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
File:GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
File:Painkiller drink.png Painkiller 20 5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.) Gives a small painkiller bonus, used when treated with bone gel.
File:Patronglass.gif Patron 60 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
File:PepperminPatty.png Peppermint Patty 25 6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
File:Pina colada.png Pina Colada 40 3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
File:Planet cracker.gif Planet Cracker 50 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
File:Orange juice glass.png Pruno 85 First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of moldy bread, 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds. Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done. Disgusting.
File:Mauna loa.png Mauna Loa 40 2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart! Can make you very hot.
File:Pumpkinlatte.gif Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
File:Quadrupesec.png Quadruple Sec 35 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
File:Quintiplesec.png Quintiple Sec 55 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
File:RedMead.gif Red Mead 31 1 part mead, 1 part blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
File:Red queen.png Red Queen N/A 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum DRINK ME. Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
File:Rubberneck.png Rubberneck 60 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. Makes you immune to shocks.
File:WhiskeyCola.png Rum and Coke 40 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
File:Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 70 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
File:Screwdriver.png Screwdriver Cocktail 55 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
IBA Official Cocktail
File:Sidecar.png Sidecar 45 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Silencer.gif Silencer 59 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
File:Singuloglass.gif Singulo 35 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine A blue-space beverage.
File:SnowWhite.gif Snow White 35 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime A cold refreshment.
File:Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
File:Squirtcider.png Squirt Cider 40 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. Spirit from Bastion
Stinger 25 10 parts cognac, 5 parts creme de menthe A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Sugarrush.png Sugar Rush 10 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
File:SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 90 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
File:TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 45 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
File:ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 100 1 parts beer, 2 parts ale A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
File:Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 80 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
File:Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
File:ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 25 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
File:Trappist beer glass.png Trappist Beer 40 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
File:Triplecitrus.png Triple Citrus N/A 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
File:Turbo.gif Turbo 85 2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
File:Vanillapudding.gif Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
File:VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 70 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
File:VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 65 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
File:WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
File:WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Ultimate refreshment.
File:Whiskey sour.png Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
File:WhiteRussian.png White Russian 50 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
File:Wizz fizz.gif Wizz Fizz 50 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
File:Brownglass.gif ..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass
--- Strawberry Milk N/A 1 Part Strawberry Juice, 1 Part Milk A drink of a bygone era of milk and artificial sweetener back on a rock.
--- Strawberry Tea N/A 1 part Strawberry Juice, 1 part Arnold Palmer, 1 part Sugar Sweet tea with a hint of strawberry. Results in 5.
--- Catnip Tea N/A 2 parts Catnip, 5 parts Tea. A sleepy and tasty catnip tea!
--- Cogchamp 10 1 part Cognac, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part Screwdriver Now you can fill yourself with the power of Ratvar! Makes you stutter Ratvarian Phrases
--- Gunfire 40 1 part Rum, 3 parts Tea A drink that tastes like tiny explosions. Occasionally "pops" in your mouth.
--- Hellfire 60 2 parts Rum, 1 part Ice, 1 part Crevice Spike A nice drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
--- Sins Delight 66 2 parts Demons Blood, 1 part Triple Sec, 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Changeling Sting The drink smells like the seven sins.
--- Strawberry Daiquiri 20 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Strawberry Juice, 1 part Sugar, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ice Pink looking alcoholic drink.
--- Miami Vice 30 1 part Pina Colada, 1 part Strawberry Daiquiri A drink layering Pina Colada and Strawberry Daiquiri
--- Malibu Sunset 20 2 parts Painkiller, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Ice, 1 part grenadine A drink consisting of creme de coconut and tropical juices.
--- Liz Fizz N/A 3 parts Triple Citrus, 1 part Ice, 1 part Cream Triple citrus layered with some ice and cream.
--- Hotline Miami 40 1 part Ephedrine, 1 part Pina Colada The essence of the 90's, if they were a bloody mess that is.
--- Miami Vice 30 1 part Pina Colada, 1 part Strawberry Daiquiri A drink layering Pina Colada and Strawberry Daiquiri
--- Cold Scales 50 1 part Tea, 1 part Slime Jelly, 1 part Menthol A cold looking drink made for people with scales. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a lizard.
--- Oil Drum 45 1 part Ethanol, 1 part Oil, 12 part Champagne Industeral grade oil mixed with some ethanol to make it a drink. Somehow not known to be toxic. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not an IPC or synthetic lizardperson.
Results in 3.
--- Nord King 50 5 part Ethanol 1 part Honey, 1 part Red Mead Strong mead mixed with more honey and ethanol. Known to beloved by most palettes. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a human, dwarf, or angel.
Results in 10.
--- Velvet Kiss 10 5 part Blood, 1 part Tea, 1 part Wine. A bloody drink mixed with wine. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a zombie, vampire, or dullahan.
Results in 15.
--- Abduction Fruit 80 10 part Lime Juice, 5 part Strawberry Juice, 10 part Watermelon Juice Mixing of juices to make an alien taste. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not an alien or xeno hybrid.
Results in 3.
--- Bug Zapper 5 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Teslium, 10 part Copper Metals and lemon juice. Hardly even a drink. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not an insect, flyperson, or moth.
Results in 20.
--- Mush Crush 5 5 parts Iron, 5 parts Ash, 10 parts Coffee Powder Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a plant person or mushroom.
Results in 10.
--- Darkbrew 5 5 parts Liquid Dark Matter, 5 parts Bungo Toxin, 10 parts Coffee Powder Contained dark matter mixed with coffee. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a shadowperson.
--- Hollow Bones 15 5 parts Bone Hurting Juice, 10 parts Milk, 10 parts Coconut Milk Shockingly none-harmful mix of toxins and milk. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a plasma person or skeleton.
Results in 10.
--- Frisky Kitty N/A 1 part Catnip Tea, 1 part Milk Warm milk mixed with a catnip. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a mammal or cat person.
--- Jell Wyrm 40 1 part Slime Jelly, 1 part Carpotoxin, 1 part Carbon Dioxide Horrible mix of Co2, toxins and heat. Meant for slime based life. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a slime.
Results in 2.
--- Lava Spit 30 5 parts Iron, 10 parts Mauna Lou, 5 parts Sulfer Heat minerals and some mauna loa. Meant for rock based life. Race Drink: Disgusts anyone who is not a golem.

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Food

You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu , here is how to cook a sausage File:Sausage.png:

  1. Grab two pieces of meat File:Meat.png from your fridge.
  2. Put one of the pieces of meat File:Meat.png into the food processor .
  3. Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a meatball File:Faggot.png.
  4. Place the other piece of meat File:Meat.png on any table File:R-table.png.
  5. Vend a kitchen knife File:Knife.png from the dinnerware vendor File:Venddinnerware.gif, and use it on the piece of meat File:Meat.png. It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets File:Rawmeatcutlet.png.
  6. Put two of the raw meat cutlets File:Rawmeatcutlet.png into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
  7. Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets File:Rawmeatcutlet.png should turn into cutlets File:Meatcutlet.png.
  8. Place the meatball File:Faggot.png and the two cutlets File:Meatcutlet.png on the same tile (such as the same table).
  9. Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the meatball File:Faggot.png and the two cutlets File:Meatcutlet.png. Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
  10. In the crafting menu, click on the "Meats" tab on the little sidebar on the left. Optionally click the "craftable only" checkbox to compress things down a bit.
  11. If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage File:Sausage.png.


Ingredients

File:Butcherknife.pngButcheringFile:Gibber.png

This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from Cargo, and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have Morgue access. File:Meat.png

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, which produces a lot of extra meat, drops all of the monkey's organs, and generates a large amount of gibs and blood. Skin yield is the same regardless of the method used.

You can butcher your simplemobs, monkeys, and even humans (to a less culinary end) more efficiently by putting them on a meatspike. This immobilizes the mob for easy killing, and increases the amount of meat they produce while keeping any organs they may contain intact. To do this, simply bring the animal to be butchered into your meat freezer, and while pulling them, click one of the meatspikes with grab intent. After the beast is hung on the spike, simply butcher them as normal and you'll reap your rewards! If you're working a ghetto kitchen, you can make a meatspike frame from metal sheets (inhand), and turn it into a proper meatspike by wrenching it down and adding some rods.

The gibber also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators (not that you would need that). It should be in your best interest to get the science team to at least upgrade your gibber. Go here to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture Food name How to acquire
File:Meat.png Meat Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object File:Knife.png on harm intent File:Intent Harm.png.
File:Bear meat.png Bear Meat Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object File:Knife.png on harm intent File:Intent Harm.png.
File:Fish fillet.png Carp Fillet Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object File:Knife.png on harm intent File:Intent Harm.png.
File:Crab meat raw.png Raw Crab Meat Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object File:Knife.png on harm intent File:Intent Harm.png.
File:Spider leg.png Spider Leg Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object File:Knife.png on harm intent File:Intent Harm.png.
File:Spider meat.png Spider Meat Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object File:Knife.png on harm intent File:Intent Harm.png.

File:Knife.pngFile:Rolling Pin.png Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

Picture Food name How to acquire
File:Breadslice.png Bread Slice Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches. Makes 5 slices.
File:Cakeslice.png Cake Slice Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
File:Pizzaslice.png Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
File:Sheet pizza.png Pepperoni Sheetzzas Flatten a pizza slice with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
File:Doughslice.png Dough Slice Slice a flat dough with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
File:Flatdough.png Flat Dough Flatten a dough with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
File:Rawmeatcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
File:Piedough.png Pie Dough Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
File:Rawpastrybase.png Raw Pastry Base Slice a pie dough with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
File:Potato wedges.png Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
File:Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice a cheese wheel with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
File:Rawmeatcutlet.png Salami Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.

Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Bacon.png Raw Bacon Process one raw cutlet.
File:Faggot.png Faggot Meatball Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
File:Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
File:Tatortot.png Tator Tot Process one potato.
Space Fries Process one plate of potato wedges.
File:Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
File:Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
File:Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soy bean.
Spaghetti Process one dough slice.
File:Tortilla.png Tortilla Process one corn.
File:Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.
File:Brokenbottle.png Popsicle Stick Process one log File:Towercap.png.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your File:ChemMaster.png CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
File:Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
File:Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute damage.
File:Nutriment.png Vitamin Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute and burn damage.
File:Nutriment.png Protein Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 0.8 brute damage. Used in cytology.
File:Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil Grind chilis. Can warm you to unsafe levels.
File:Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
File:Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
File:Flour.png Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks.
File:Rice.png Rice Grind rice stalks.
File:Ricebowl.png Rice Bowl Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
Dough Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
File:Cakebatter.png Cake Batter Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
File:Begg.png Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker.
File:Secret sauce glass.png Secret Sauce Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
File:BBQ sauce.png BBQ Sauce 3 parts Saline-Glucose Solution (Sugar + Water + Salt)

1 part Ash
1 part Tomato Juice
1 part Pepper

File:Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
File:Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
File:Peptides glass.png Peptides Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Probital. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
File:Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
File:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
File:Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
File:Butter.png Butter Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
File:Butter on a stick.png Butter on a stick Insert a metal rod File:Rods.png into butter.
File:Mayonnaise.png Mayonnaise Grind egg yolk.
File:Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
File:Condi astrotame.png Astrotame Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
File:Caramel glass.png Caramel Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
File:Brokenbottle.png Corn starch Juice corn.
File:Brokenbottle.png Corn Syrup Mix 1 corn starch + 1 sulphuric acid. Heat to 374K. Results in 5 parts instead of 2. 1.2u decays into 3u sugar in body per tick.
File:Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
File:Cherry.png Cherry Jelly Grind cherries.
File:Bluecherry.png Blue Cherry Jelly Grind blue cherries.
File:Brokenbottle.png Gravy Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
File:Cup Ramen.png Dry Ramen Buy Cup Ramen.
File:Cup Ramen.png Hot Ramen Mix 3 parts dry ramen with 1 part water. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. Warms you up to safe levels.
File:Cup Ramen.png Hell Ramen Mix 6 parts hot ramen with 1 part capsaicin oil. Results in 6 parts instead of 7. Can warm you to unsafe levels.

Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner, soap or a damp rag File:Rag.png on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
File:Baconcooked.png Bacon Microwave a raw bacon.
File:Bread.png Plain Bread Microwave a dough. Used in most bread recipes.
File:Bun.png Bun Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
File:Pastrybase.png Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
File:Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
File:Pizzabread.png Pizza Bread Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
Plain Pie Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
File:Regularcake.png Plain Cake Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
File:Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
File:Meatcutlet.png Cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
File:Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
File:Crab meat.png Crab Meat Microwave raw crab meat.
File:Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
File:Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave a corn.
File:Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
File:Begg.png Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
File:Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
File:Khinkali.png Khinkali Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
File:Onionrings.png Onion Rings Microwave an onion slice.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ( a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Human burger 1 bun + 1 human meat steak 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Shares the name of your victim. People will know right off if you're feeding them their crewmates.
Burger 1 bun + 1 meat steak 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
Corgi burger 1 bun + 1 (raw) corgi meat 7 Nutriment, 2 cooking oil, 3 Vitamin You monster
File:Baconburger.png Bacon Burger 1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
File:Brainburger.png Brain Burger 1 bun + 1 Brain 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
File:Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 bun + 1 Clown Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
File:Crab burger.png Crab Burger 1 bun + 2 crab meat ? A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
File:Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 bun + 1 Mime Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
File:Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 1 bun + 1 tofu 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
File:Spell.png Spell Burger 1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
File:Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Ali-yum!
File:Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
File:Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin Terror-ifficly tasty.
File:Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 1 bun + 1 Appendix 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
File:Fivealarmburger.png Five Alarm Burger 1 bun + 2 ghost chili 6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
File:Ratburger.png Rat Burger 1 bun + 1 dead mouse 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
File:Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 meat steak 17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
File:Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak
+ 4 Tomatoes + 1 boiled egg + 1 piece of bacon + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper
44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
File:Baseball.png Home Run Baseball Burger 1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
File:Empowered burger.gif Empowered Burger 1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets 8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.

Breads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Meatbread.png Meatbread 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Xbread.png Xenomeat bread 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
File:Spidermeatloaf.png Spidermeat bread 1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
File:Bananabread.gif Banana nut Bread 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
File:Tofubread.png Tofu bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Mimanabread.png Mimana Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
File:Garlicbread.png Garlic Bread 1 (plain) bread slice + 1 butter + 1 garlic 5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice Alas, it is limited.
File:Butterbiscuit.png Butter Biscuit 1 bun + 1 butter 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
File:Butterdog.png Butterdog 1 bun + 3 butter 18 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Made from exotic butters.
File:Moldy bread slice.png Moldy Bread 1 plain bread + 1 fly amanita 4 nutriment, 1 mushroom hallucinogen, 7 amatoxin, 2 growth serum, 10 mold Key ingredient of Pruno mix. The mold tastes gross, but is delicious if you have deviant tastes!
File:Breadcat resting.gif Bread cat 1 plain bread + 3 meat slabs + 1 pair of cat ears + 1 cat tail + 50u blood + 5u Strange Reagent N/A It's a cat... with a bread!

Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
File:Toastsand.png Cheese Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
File:Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units cherry jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry, 2 Vitamin In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
File:Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich (slime) 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam 2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin Probably as toxic to the crew as peanuts would be.
File:Notasandwich.png Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
File:Arnoldpizza.png Arnold Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily. Instantly gibs you if you try to put pineapple on it. Mutes you if you try to put mushroom on it.
File:Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Donkpocketpizza.png Donk Pocket Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Dankpizza.png Dank Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. The ambrosia used to craft it probably contains space drugs, so this will get you high.
File:Sassysagepizza.png Sassysage Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 meatballs + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Brokenbottle.png Hawaiian pizza 1 pizza bread + 2 cutlets + 3 pineapple slice + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 30 nutriment, 20 vitamin, 1 cooking oil, 1 water Sliceable. Contains pineapple.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
File:Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 tomato pastas 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
File:Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 meatballs 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
File:Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 meatballs 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
File:Chowmein.png Chowmein 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
File:Beefnoodle.png Beef Noodle 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
File:Butternoodles.png Butter Noodles 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Noodles covered in savory butter.

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 carrot + 1 potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
File:Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
File:Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
File:Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 2 tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
File:Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Eyeballsoup.png Eyeball Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
File:Slimesoup.png Slime Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
File:Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 banana + 1 bananium sheet 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
File:Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
File:Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
File:Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 2 soy dopes + 2 tofus 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
File:Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 soy dopes + 1 carrot + 1 tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
File:Stew.png Stew 1 bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
File:Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
File:Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
File:Oatmeal.png Oatmeal 1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin A nice bowl of oatmeal.
File:Sweetpotatosoup.png Sweet Potato Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
File:Redbeetsoup.png Red Beet Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Quite a delicacy.
File:French onion soup.png French Onion Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 onion + 1 cheese wedge 1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
File:Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 1 bowl + 20 units water 20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Makes you wish the chef could cook.
File:Bisque.png Bisque 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice ? A classic entree from Space-France.
File:Bungo curry.png Bungo Curry 1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 bungo fruit + 1 chili ? A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
File:Electron soup.gif Electron Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 jupiter cup ? A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
File:Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic. Called a "fish burger" in the crafting menu.
File:Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
File:Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
File:Ffish.png Fish Fingers 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
File:Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Sausage.png Sausage 1 meatball + 2 cutlets 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
File:Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
File:Cornedbeef.png Corned beef and cabbage 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
File:Bearsteak.gif Filet Migrawr 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
File:Khinkali.png Raw Khinkali 1 Dough slice + 1 meatball + 1 garlic 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice Microwave to finish preparing.

Misc. Food

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Baguette 2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mime's favorite.
File:Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
File:Twobread.png Two Bread 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
File:Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
File:Validsalad.png Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
File:Melonfruitbowl.png Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin The only salad where you can eat the bowl
File:Fruitsalad.png Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Your standard fruit salad.
File:Junglesalad.png Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin Exotic fruits in a bowl.
File:Citrusdelight.png Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Citrus overload!
File:Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin EE EEE!

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Banana 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
File:Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
File:Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
File:Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 plain pie + 1 tofu 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
File:Xpie.png Xeno Pie 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
File:Applepie.png Apple Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
File:Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
File:Amapie.png Amanita Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
File:Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
File:Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
File:Gtart.png Golden Apple Streusel Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
File:Blumpkinpie.png Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
File:Dulcedebatata.png Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Delicious sliceable jelly.
File:Frostypie.png Frostypie 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. Tastes like blue and cold.
File:Baklava.png Baklava Pie 4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter ? A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
File:Bearypie.png Beary Pie 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin No brown bears, this is a good sign.
File:Grapetart.png Grape Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
File:Mimetart.png Mime Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units Nothing ? ... . Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
File:Berrytart.png Berry Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries ? A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
File:Chocolatelavatart.png Chocolate Lava Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Chocolate Bars + 1 Slime Extract ? A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Carrots 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
File:Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
File:Birthday.png Birthday Cake 1 plain cake + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat File:Cakehat.PNG.
File:Energy cake.gif Energy Cake 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Energy Sword File:ESword.png 10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 Liquid Electricity Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) File:Energy cake hat.gif.
File:Applecake.png Apple Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Apples 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Braincake.png Brain Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Brain 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
File:Orangecake.png Orange Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Limecake.png Lime Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Limes 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Lemons 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Pumpkinspicecake.png Pumpkin Spice Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Slimecake.png Slime Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
File:Blackberry and strawberry vanilla cake.png Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake 1 plain cake + 5 berries ? Sliceable.
File:Blackberry and strawberry chocolate cake.png Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 5 berries + 2 Chocolate Bars ? Sliceable.
File:Holy cake.png Angel Food Cake 1 plain cake + 15u holy water ? Sliceable. Contains holy water.
File:Pound cake.png Pound Cake 4 plain cake ? Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
File:Hardware cake.png Hardware Cake 1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid ? Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
File:Clowncake.png Clown Cake 1 plain cake + 2 sundae + 5 bananas ? Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
File:Vanillacake.png Vanilla Cake 1 plain cake + 2 vanilla pods ? Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
File:Spacemans Cake.png Spaceman's Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Spaceman's Trumpet + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice ? Sliceable.
Cak 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
File:Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
File:Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
File:Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
File:Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
File:Donkpocket.png Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
File:Donkpocketspicy 0.png Spicy Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 1 Chili 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, spicy!
File:Donkpocketteriyaki 0.png Teriyaki Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 3 units soy sauce 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, savory!
File:Donkpocketpizza 0.png Pizza Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 1 Tomato 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, mama mia!
File:Donkpocketbanana 0.png Banana Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball +1 Banana +3 units Sugar 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, honk!
File:Donkpocketberry 0.png Berry Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Berry] 4 Nutriment Once heated up ontains a little Omnizine, sweet!
File:Donkpocketgondola 0.png Gondola Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 5 units Tranquility 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine! Also transforms you into a gondola.
File:Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
File:Pigblanket.png Pig in a Blanket 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
File:Crab rangoon.png Crab Rangoon 1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream ? Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
Eggs Benedict 1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Donut plain.png Donut 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
File:Donut jelly.png Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
File:Donut jelly.png Slime Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units slime jelly ?
File:Donut meat.png Meat Donut 1 pastry base + 1 meat slab 3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
File:Donut chaos.png Chaos Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
File:Donut pink.png Berry Donut 1 donut + 5 units berry juice ?
File:Donut purple.png Spaceman's Donut 1 donut + 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers ?
File:Donut green.png Apple Donut 1 donut + 3 units apple juice ?
File:Donut beige.png Caramel Donut 1 donut + 3 units caramel ?
File:Donut choco.png Chocolate Donut 1 donut + 1 chocolate bar ?
File:Donut blue.png Blumpkin Donut 1 donut + 3 units blumpkin juice ?
File:Donut yellow.png Bungo Donut 1 donut + 3 units bungo juice + 5 units Cold Sauce ?
File:Donut olive.png Matcha Donut 1 donut + 3 units tea powder ?
File:Donut jelly pink.png Berry Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units berry juice ?
File:Donut jelly purple.png Spaceman's Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers ?
File:Donut jelly green.png Apple Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units apple juice ?
File:Donut jelly beige.png Caramel Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units caramel ?
File:Donut jelly choco.png Chocolate Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 1 chocolate bar ?
File:Donut jelly blue.png Blumpkin Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units blumpkin juice ?
File:Donut jelly yellow.png Bungo Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units bungo juice ?
File:Donut jelly olive.png Matcha Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units tea powder ?
File:Donut jelly pink.png Berry Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units berry juice ?
File:Donut jelly purple.png Spaceman's Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers ?
File:Donut jelly green.png Apple Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units apple juice ?
File:Donut jelly beige.png Caramel Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units caramel ?
File:Donut jelly choco.png Chocolate Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 1 chocolate bar ?
File:Donut jelly blue.png Blumpkin Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units blumpkin juice ?
File:Donut jelly yellow.png Bungo Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units bungo juice ?
File:Donut jelly olive.png Matcha Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units tea powder ?
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 2 pastry base 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
File:Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
File:Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
File:Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk 6 Nutriment Muffin!
File:Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
File:Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
File:Cracker.png Cracker 1 pastry base + 1 salt 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
File:Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
File:Oatmealcookie.png Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
File:Raisincookie.png Raisin Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
File:Cherrycupcake.png Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
File:Bluecherrycupcake.png Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
File:Dankpocket.png Dank-pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
File:Khachapuri.png Khachapuri 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
File:Chococornet.png Chocolate Cornet 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
File:Insectra.png Honey Bun 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake 1 Pastry Base 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Can be stacked.
File:Bbpancake.png Blueberry Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
File:Ccpancake.png Chocolate Chip Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
File:Cannoli.png Cannoli 1 Pastry Base + 1 units milk + 3 units sugar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
File:Chococoin.png Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
File:Chocodice.png Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 1 Coco You get a fudge die after eating it.
File:Chocoorange.png Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
File:Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units Caramel + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
File:Honeybar.png Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
File:Spiderlollipop.png Spider Lollipop 1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine


Frozen

Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Icecreamsandwich.png Icecream Sandwich 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
File:Spacefreezy.png Space Freezy 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
File:Sundae.png Sundae 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic desert.
File:Honkdae.png Honkdae 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite desert.
File:Flavorless sc.png Flavorless Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice 1u water
File:Pineapple sc.png Pineapple Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u pineapple juice ?
File:Lime sc.png Lime Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u lime juice ?
File:Lemon sc.png Lemon Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u lemon juice ?
File:Blue sc.png Apple Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u apple juice ?
File:Grape sc.png Grape Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u grape juice ?
File:Orange sc.png Orange Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u orange juice ?
File:Red sc.png Bluecherry Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u blue cherry jelly ?
File:Blue sc.png Cherry Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cherry jelly ?
File:Berry sc.png Berry Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u berry juice ?
File:Fruitsalad sc.png Fruit Salad Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u orange juice + 5u lime juice + 5u lemon juice ?
File:Mime sc.png Mime Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u nothing ?
File:Clown sc.png Clown Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter ?
File:Soda sc.png Space Cola Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola ?
File:Pwrgamer sc.png Pwr Game Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u Pwr Game ?
File:Honey sc.png Honey Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey ?
File:Rainbow sc.png Rainbow Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Colorful Reagent ?

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
File:Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
File:Enchi.png Enchiladas 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
File:Classictaco.png Classic Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
File:Plaintaco.png Plain Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
File:Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
File:Burrito.png Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Delicious!
File:CheesyBurrito.png Cheesy Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin It's a burrito filled with cheese.
File:CarneBurrito.png Carne Asada Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best burrito for meat lovers.
File:PlasmaBurrito.png Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin A super spicy burrito.
File:Kebab.png Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail 8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
File:Nachos.png Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt Chips from Space Mexico
File:CheesyNachos.png Cheesy Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
File:Cuban Nachos.png Cuban Nachos 1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
File:AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
File:Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
File:Melonkeg.gif Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin Who knew vodka was a fruit?
File:Stuffedlegion.gif Stuffed Legion 1 cooked Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better. (Note: goliath meat must be cooked on lava or on a bonfire. Putting goliath meat in the microwave will only lead to tears.)
File:Powercrepe.png Powercrepe 1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly With great power, comes great crepes.
File:Branrequests.png Bran Requests Cereal 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
File:Riceandpork.png Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
File:BBQ ribs.png BBQ Ribs 2 meat steak + 2 rods + 5u BBQ sauce ? Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
File:Eggbowl.png Egg Bowl 1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
File:Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
File:Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
File:Ratkebab.png Rat kebab 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
File:Doubleratkebab.png Double Rat Kebab 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
File:Butterbear.png Butterbear 15 butter + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
File:Royal cheese.png Royal Cheese 1 cheese wheel + 1 gold crown + 5 units Strange Reagent + 5 units Unstable Mutagen. 20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen Feed a rat with it to turn it into a regal rat. A hostile mob with no allegiance to its creator. It just wants to rule with an iron fist. Has two abilites: Fill Coffers which summons some random small junk or coins, and Raise Army, which will summon hostile rats. Can eat cheese wedges to heal. Can be made sentient by feeding it a sentience potion from xenobiology.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Recipe Books

Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

Picture Book Unlocks Where to get Notes
File:Cooking Desserts 101.png Cooking Desserts 101 Mime tart, berry tart, chocolate lava tart, clown cake and vanilla cake. Dinner-o-Mat

File:Icecream Vat.png Icecream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

File:Icecream vat window.png
This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat.

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand.

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above.

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click.

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
File:Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
File:Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
File:Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
File:Vanilla Icecream.png Custom Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.

File:Grill on.gifGrill

Orderable from cargo. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or Monkey Energy File:Monkey energy.png. (Detailed instructions to be added)


Vending Machine Food

File:Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
File:Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
File:Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
File:Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
File:4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
File:Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
File:Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

File:Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
File:Space Cola.png Space Cola 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
File:Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
File:Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
File:Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
File:Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
File:Purple can.png Pwr Game The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
File:Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
File:Canned air.png Canned air 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
File:Energy drink.png Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
File:Monkey energy.png Monkey Energy Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
File:Sol dry.png Sol Dry 30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.

File:Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
File:Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
File:Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
File:Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part chocolate milk with 2 parts milk and heat to 320K.

Other food

Picture Item Description
File:Cookie.gif Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
File:Lollipop.png Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
File:Gumball.png Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

File:Hungerlevels.gif The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.


When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.


Breakfast

Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:

  • most egg based foods
  • coffee
  • bacon
  • oatmeal
  • orange juice
  • milk
  • pancakes
  • waffles
  • donuts
  • toasts
  • biscuits
  • cereal